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Read "Roja" ["Red"] and the poem "Times" by María García
Her Web site is www.maria-garcia.com.ar


The writer's English translation follows the Spanish

De la breve y triste historia de la regla (y un poquito más)

por María García, Argentina

 

Desde los más antiguos tiempos que te podás imaginar la regla ha tenido ignorantes y temerosos enemigos que complicaron la vida de la mujer que menstruaba.

En los comienzos de nuestra era Plinio el viejo escribía en su Historia Natural que el sólo contacto con una mujer en ese estado: "transformaba el vino en vinagre, marchitaba los cultivos, hacía caer los frutos de los árboles, empañaba el vidrio de los espejos, embotaba la punta de un arma, oxidaba el hierro y el cobre, causaba la muerte de las abejas, ponía rabiosos a los perros que probaban ese líquido, provocaba abortos en las yeguas" y más.

Por siglos se mantuvieron falsas creencias sobre la mujer que sangra. La regla era considerada un producto de desecho, un líquido impuro y peligroso que era necesario eliminar sin testigos. En esos momentos la mujer tenía poderes sobrenaturales y por eso era mantenida aparte sin poder tener ningún tipo de contacto.

La mujer era maldita y esclava en esos días. Hoy nos parecen ridículas algunas creencias antiguas, parecen superados muchos mitos y supersticiones y nos creemos civilizados y comprensivos y muy informados.

Pero aunque la peor parte ya pasó aún no ha pasado todo. Los actuales mitos sobre el período incluyen: que una mujer que menstrúa no puede hacer una mayonesa porque la corta, que la regla purifica y desintoxica el organismo, que no se puede lavar el cabello ni bañarse mientras dura, ni ir a la peluquería, no se pueden comer frutillas ni tener sexo, ni montar a caballo o hacer ciertos deportes. Algunas mujeres actualmente califican su estado como una enfermedad diciendo que "me enfermé tal día" o "estoy enferma" mientras dura.

En estos días las religiones judía e islámica conservan preconceptos sobre la mujer que está menstruando, es decir de casi todas.

Pero sobre todo sigue siendo un tema tabú. Aún hoy son las madres o alguna mujer adulta la encargada de hablarles a las prepúberes sobre lo que les va a pasar, recomendar discreción y festejar silenciosamente la fertilidad de las hijas.

Padres, hermanos, amigos, novios y esposos no deben enterarse ni del comienzo, ni de los días, ni de la forma que cada una usa para cuidarse.

El tema en sociedad sólo se toca cuando se trata de los míticos trastornos psicológicos que supuestamente trae: mayor sensibilidad, irritación, idiotez.

En fin que si sacamos una cuenta rápida teniendo en cuenta que la regla puede durar hasta ocho días, entonces una de cada siete mujeres en este momento está menstruando y bajo esos prejuicios está totalmente inhabilitada y no es idónea para nada y para colmo tiene que pagar todos los meses para inhabilitarse, y que no se entere nadie y todo eso me pone de muy mal humor (y no es que esté con la regla, jejeje).

Pero, hay un santo remedio para combatir el tabú, que más bien no es santo, sino laico, pero sí es remedio.

Para la chica que menstrúa no todo es esperar esos días y tratar de pasarlos lo mejor posible, porque actualmente se puede manejar todo con la ayuda de la ciencia y la tecnología.

La regla se puede atrasar, adelantar, suprimir, provocar, licuar o espesar, suprimir los dolores, hinchazón, disminuir la abundancia, etc., etc.

La mujer se ha adueñado del período así como antes fue maldita y esclava en esos días. ¿Pero es realmente el deseo o la necesidad de dominarla o más bien la pseudoliberación de un hecho natural para cumplir con compromisos sociales, para no parecer sucia o inhabilitada?

Una vez más el comercio tiene mucho que ver. La industria farmacológica y de la higiene femenina ha provisto a las mujeres con miles de artefactos: tampones, toallas femeninas, píldoras, inyecciones, hormonas y ha ganado y sigue ganando mucha plata con todas esas cosas que nos metemos en el cuerpo. ¿Son realmente necesarias? ¿Vale la pena enriquecer a quienes aseguran públicamente liberarnos y en secreto siguen lucrando con el tabú y reforzando el estigma se ser mujer?

Juicio sumario: culpables por comerciar con nuestro cuerpo. Culpables por no advertirnos de los efectos colaterales y secundarios. Culpables por provocarnos enfermedades. Y culpables nosotras por escucharlos.

Aún así, dice el dicho, si no querés que te pisen, entonces no te disfracés de alfombra.

© 2005 María García

 

About the brief and sad history of the period (and a little bit more)

translated by María García

 

From the remotest times you could imagine, menstruation has had ignorant and frightened enemies that complicated the lives of menstruating women.

In the beginning of our era Pliny the Elder wrote in his Natural History that the sole contact with a woman in that condition "made the wine become vinegar, withered the crops, made the fruits fall off from their trees, steamed up the glass of the mirrors, dulled the point of a weapon, oxidized the iron and the copper, caused the death of bees, made the dogs that tasted that liquid suffer from rabies, caused abortions in the mares" and more.

For centuries false believes about bleeding women were maintained. Menstruation was considered a disposable product, an impure and dangerous liquid that was necessary to eliminate without witnesses. In those moments a woman had supernatural powers and thus kept out without the chance of having contacts of any kind.

Woman was wicked and slave-like during those days. Nowadays, some of those antique believes seem ridiculous, we think we have overcome many myths and superstitions, and we assume we are civilized, comprehensive and so well informed.

But even though the worst part is over we are not done yet. Up-to-date myths about menstruation include: a menstruating woman cannot make mayonnaise because she spoils it, menstruation purifies and detoxifies the organism, a menstruating woman cannot wash her hair nor take a bath while she menstruates, she cannot go to the hairdresser, she cannot eat strawberries or have sex, she cannot ride a horse or practice some sports. Some women still describe their state as an illness, saying, "I got ill some days ago" to point out the beginning of their periods or "I am ill" while the menstruation takes place.

Nowadays, Jewish and Islamic religions maintain prejudices about women having their periods, say almost every woman.

But above all, it continues being a taboo topic. Even at the present time, mothers or some other elder woman is the person in charge to talk to girls before puberty about what it is going to happen, recommend discretion and celebrate in silence the fertility of daughters.

Fathers, brothers, male friends, boyfriends and husbands do not have to find out about the beginning, nor the days, nor the way each woman takes care of herself in those days.

In social events the subject is only accepted when deals with the mythical psychological disorders that supposedly causes: more sensibility, irritation, bad temper.

Finally, considering that menstruation lasts up to eight days, and a month usually has thirty days, then, one out of seven women is menstruating right now, and under those prejudices is completely disabled and is good almost for nothing and, what's more, she has to pay every month to become disabled, and "let's keep it as a secret!" and all this makes me lose my temper (and I am not menstruating, ha ha ha).

But, there's a holy remedy in fighting the taboo, which is not precisely holy, but secular, but it's a remedy at last.

The menstruating girl doesn't have just to wait for those days and try to make them as tolerable as possible, because nowadays she can get along much better with a little help from science and technology.

You can postpone or bring forward the day of your menstruation, menstruation can be suppressed, choose the day you want your period to take place, the flow can be changed in order to become more liquid or thicker, pains and swelling can be suppressed, abundance diminished, etc., etc.

Woman has taken possession of her period just as before she was wicked and slave-like during those days. But, is it really desirable or necessary to take possession of it or is it rather a kind of pseudoliberation from a natural fact in order to fulfill social obligations and not to seem dirty or disabled?

Once more commerce has a lot to do with that. Pharmacological and feminine hygiene industries have provided women with thousand of devices: tampons, menstrual pads, pills, injections, hormones and has earned and keeps earning a lot of money with all the stuff that we introduce into our bodies. Are they really necessary? Is it worth while to enrich those who in public pledge to free us and in secrecy keep on making profit with the maintenance of the taboo and strengthening the stigma of being a woman?

Trial and sentence: guilty for trading with our bodies. Guilty for not warning us about side and secondary effects. Guilty for making us sick. And guilty also ourselves, for listening to them.

However, as the saying says, at least in Argentina, if you don't want to be stepped on, don't disguise yourself as a carpet.

© 2005 María García


Read "Roja" ["Red"] and the poem "Times" by María García

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Amazing women! | the art of menstruation | artists (non-menstrual) | asbestos | belts | bidets | founder bio | Bly, Nellie | MUM board | books: menstruation and menopause (and reviews) | cats | company booklets directory | contraception and religion | costumes | menstrual cups | cup usage | dispensers | douches, pain, sprays | essay directory | extraction | famous women in menstrual hygiene ads | FAQ | founder/director biography | gynecological topics by Dr. Soucasaux | humor | huts | links | masturbation | media coverage of MUM | miscellaneous | museum future | Norwegian menstruation exhibit | odor (olor)| pad directory | patent medicine | poetry directory | products, current | religion | your remedies for menstrual discomfort | menstrual products safety | science | shame | slapping, menstrual | sponges | synchrony | tampon directory | early tampons | teen ads directory | tour of the former museum (video) | underpants directory | videos, films directory | Words and expressions about menstruation | Would you stop menstruating if you could? | What did women do about menstruation in the past? | washable pads

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